This poem is a poignant reflection on the moments before Oscar Wilde’s arrest, the poem intertwines his life and literature with emotional depth and historical context.
One of John Betjemanโs best-known pieces, this poem vividly describes the moments before Oscar Wilde's arrest, alongside the rich details of his hotel room. A fantastic amount of information makes it a joy for Wildeโs enthusiasts, with mentions of Robbie Ross and allusions to the 'Yellow Book' from 'The Picture of Dorian Gray.' Initially simple, it deepens to portray Wildeโs foreboding sense of what's to come, culminating in his arrest and leaving readers contemplating his fate.
He sipped at a weak hock and seltzer
As he gazed at the London skies
Through the Nottingham lace of the curtains
Or was it his bees-winged eyes?
A humorous take on affluent children’s equestrian failures, with a self-proclaimed expert young narrator humorously critiquing others, only to comically fail herself.
This humorous poem pokes fun at rich children underperforming in an equestrian competition. The main speaker, a young girl, tries to appear knowledgeable while critiquing other riders. In a Hunter Trial, testing horse and rider at a 'hunting pace,' she eventually takes her turn, only to perform poorly and blame her horse. Her comical handling of a broken collarbone stands out in this eight-stanza work.
It's awfully bad luck on Diana
Her ponies have swallowed their bits
She fished down their throats with a spanner
And frightened them all into fits
Betjeman’s ‘The Village Inn’ melds change and nostalgia, critiquing modern alterations to a classic English inn, lamenting lost history and character.
Change, in combination with nostalgia, forms the basis of 'The Village Inn.' The speaker describes his beliefs about changes made to an English landmark, the inn. The poem begins with the speaker replying to a Public Relations Officer who is selling the public on the inn's new changes. John Betjeman's speaker initially split on his opinion on inns and decided he disliked the changes. The history is lost, replaced by hygienic decorations and meaningless signs and designs.
The village inn, the dear old inn,
So ancient, clean and free from sin,
True centre of our rural life
Where Hodge sits down beside his wife
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92/100
Betjeman’s famed poem humorously narrates his affection for Joan Hunter Dunn, blending tennis, social status, and a heartfelt confession.
Perhaps John Betjeman's most famous work, this humorous, upbeat poem, tells of his love for Miss Joan Hunter Dunn. The narrative is straightforward, beginning with the speaker's admiration for Dunn during a tennis game. Their wealth is revealed and lightly mocked as they prepare for a dance. Adoring Dunn, who is socially above him, the speaker confesses his love in their car, leading to an imagined engagement, a contrast to their real-life non-union.
Miss J.Hunter Dunn, Miss J.Hunter Dunn,
Furnish'd and burnish'd by Aldershot sun,
What strenuous singles we played after tea,
We in the tournament - you against me!
John Betjeman’s ‘Upper Lambourne’ paints a lyrical portrait of a West Berkshire village, blending nostalgia with local history and the enigma of an unmarked grave.
John Betjemanโs 'Upper Lambourne' portrays a West Berkshire village. The speaker observes varying trees and moving shadows, one casting over an unknown grave, hinting at the area's horse training heritage. With unclear details, the poem weaves nostalgia, reflecting on the villageโs evolution and its historical ties. The speaker notes the significant changes from past to present, connecting deeply with the local history.
Up the ash tree climbs the ivy,
Up the ivy climbs the sun,
With a twenty-thousand pattering,
Has a valley breeze begun,
John Betjeman’s ‘Executive’ critiques a business leader’s life, highlighting absurdity and moral ambiguity in a money-focused existence.
Executive' by John Betjeman is told from a young business leader's perspective, who boasts about his financial success. The poem's tone is boisterous and braggadocious, but Betjeman's mood is mocking, looking down on this lifestyle. The poem uses stereotypical lines to draw attention to the absurdity of a life centered around business and money. By the end, the businessman's income sources are hinted to be backdoor and possibly illegal.
I am a young executive. No cuffs than mine are cleaner;
I have a Slimline brief-case and I use the firm's Cortina.
In every roadside hostelry from here to Burgess Hill
The maะพtres d'hัtel all know me well, and let me sign the bill.
‘Senex’ explores an archetypal man’s unsettling obsession with youth, his internal conflict, and his desperate wish for mental escape.
In 'Senex,' the main character is obsessed with 'flesh,' unaware of social cues, and perceived as insane over his lust for young women. He is torn between love and hate, pursuing them while asking God to rid him of desire. The poem concludes with his wish for the 'flaxen' hair of those he lusts after to become dust in his mind, hoping to forget the girls playing tennis, biking, and walking.
Oh would I could subdue the flesh
Which sadly troubles me!
And then perhaps could view the flesh
As though I never knew the flesh
Betjeman’s ‘Slough’ begins with a plea for destruction, reflecting the poet’s disdain for the city’s dehumanizing industrialization.
'Slough' opens with John Betjeman's well-known lines, invoking bombs to fall on the city, unfit for humans. The poem highlights the poet's intense dislike for Slough, once a war surplus dumpsite, then a factory site before WWII. The speaker's desire for the city's destruction, to be blown to 'smithereens,' is a recurring theme throughout the poem.
Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
It isnโt fit for humans now,
There isnโt grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!
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81/100
‘In Westminster Abbey’ is a satirical dramatic monologue in which Betjeman sends up the upper classes for their preoccupations with class and money.
This satirical poem, styled as a dramatic monologue, humorously depicts a woman visiting Westminster Abbey to pray during WWII. Initially, the setting suggests a somber tone, reflecting the war's gravity. However, the narrative soon reveals the woman's self-centered nature, contrasting her trivial concerns with the global tragedy of the war. The poem's focus shifts to her stark selfishness amidst the horrors of World War II, critiquing the disconnect between individual preoccupations and broader societal challenges.
Let me take this other glove off
As the vox humana swells,
And the beauteous fields of Eden
Bask beneath the Abbey bells.
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79/100
Betjeman’s ‘Christmas’ juxtaposes cozy, traditional festivities with the profound story of Christ’s birth, questioning the true essence of the holiday.
'Christmas' by Betjeman contrasts traditions with the birth of Christ. It starts with a warm, familiar holiday build-up and shifts to the village church, adorned with quaint decorations. The poem's essence lies in Betjeman's reflection on common customs versus the profound meaning of Christ's birth, prompting contemplation of the holiday's true significance.
The bells of waiting Advent ring,
The Tortoise stove is lit again
And lamp-oil light across the night
Has caught the streaks of winter rain
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75/100
‘The Planster’s Vision’ by John Betjeman satirizes the goals of men who indiscriminately demolish buildings of cultural or aesthetic significance.
John Betjeman was England's poet laureate from 1972 until his death in 1984; his writing was defined by its wit and passion. In this poem, the poet exhibits both of those qualities as he rails against the destruction of both human culture/art and the natural world for the sake of industrial expansion. Satirizing the values of those he calls "plansters" who seem to have no regard for anything except their own ambitious vision.
Cut down that timber! Bells, too many and strong,
Pouring their music through the branches bare,
From moon-white church-towers down the windy air
Have pealed the centuries out with Evensong.